Hindi-Cheeni

Santa ne biwi ke saath pyar karne ke liye codeword rakha "CHALO CHEENI KHAYE"

Ek don unka naukar Banta Unki Jawan Beti ke sath pyar karta pakda gaya

Santa : Saale...kya kar raha hai?

Banta : chini kha raha Hun malik..

Santa : chini hi khani thi to khuli bori me se kha leta. Nayee bori kyun kholi?