Monday, March 5, 2012

Khatiya

Santa Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Raha tha.

Raste Main Banta Ne Poocha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”

Santa: “Rs. 800 Ki”

Banta: “Marwaa ke aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 600 Ki Mil Jati”

Thori Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.

Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”

Santa: “Rs. 600 Ki”

Dost: “Marwa Aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 400 Ki Mil Jati.”

Santa Ne Suna Aur Chup Chaap Chal Diya, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.

Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho”

Sardar Gusse Se: “Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon”

Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho“

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